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I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.
With this. I can’t even.
wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right
(via laughcentre)
the yahoo staff are being scary
(Source: sierrasoldhervoice, via laughcentre)
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
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(Source: lindsay-bluth)
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
(Source: burqalicious, via laughcentre)
Like seriously.. this is one of the coolest fusions I’ve come across so far.
Woah man, that art is sick.
(via herpderpwong)
MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT
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this will never not be hilarious to me
(Source: daddog, via herpderpwong)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via herpderpwong)
No way.
YO WHAT THE FUCK
going to try this tmr for breakfast
(Source: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah, via makamaeokalani)
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK
(via laughcentre)
